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If Phillips is that important, why not just pick him? He has previously brought Maguire when he was atrocious at club level, and credit to both of them; it worked for England

Chat: Change the background! Z: Time travels back to 2007

6 days in and my bro is losing pixels like hair follicles

This video has aged at least 15 years because of the thumbnail alone

zealand for toilet tv?

Never have cared for fox and still dont...its like they dumb down the game to us. Cant wait for espn or nbc to hopefully pick up the rights for the wc in 2030 onward

I prefer the under water audio and potato Motorola Razor picture quality, makes me feel less old 😢❤ love you Z

Zealand has hacked his way into UA-cam from the mental asylum

"me at the zoo" ahh quality😭

im getting haphazard youtuber apology video vibes where you go on prolonged rants about how your life wasnt as easy too

Using a point system from 1 to 100, Southgate is a 80 points manager trying to lead a 95 point team. He is good, just not good enough. Very few are, but there are some.

He complains about Kalvin Phillips and he has Bellingham, Mainoo. 2 class midfielders that can at any moment pass a good ball, or create chaos with a dribbling. He has one of the best talents in the world now in Cole Palmer and an outstanding playmaker /winger in Foden. England has the talent, Southgate is just stuck in his ways. Spain was just outstanding, because it rediscovered the pace and the direct football. Italy had a lot of problems with Di Lorenzo being out of form. The need to play Cambiasso on the right side.

This feels like a zoom meeting

I guess Southgate forgot he has the best box to box midfielder in the world in Jude Bellingham, and the best cam in foden. The team would be so much more balanced if he got Bellingham further away from Kane, and got a winger on the left wing.

He would’ve got killed online but if he really thought like that he should’ve taken him. He tried to pick based on form and now doesn’t know what to do without his favourites.

Zealand saying inshallah is elite

Zealand making up a hostage situation just to avoid going for a run

Southgate is lying like a Tory party member.

How does Serbia not count as a debutante because of Being a part of Yugoslavia, but Georgia is counted as a debutant despite being a part of the USSR

Mbappe should play in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles mask!

Southgate terrifies me with his tactic, unless it's a 4/5 nill we are dead!

All two of us watching you from NZ would happilly had our foreheads signed if you come our way mate. ;) Good luck in Rotterdam.

Filmed on a Nokia 3310

How did I stumble on to a zoom bussiness meeting?

It's legal to run in Rotterdam 👍

Guess Southgate has captured him

The fact he added a random link to the word “football” but no link at all to his adopted son or Aston Villa makes me so happy

That Wikipedia article is worth the price of admission alone. Funny AF.

Main channel?? I thought this was the main channel! 🤔

Companies continue to prove to me that piracy is the morally correct choice.

How can you expect Southgate to win games if he don't have one of the worlds best players on every positions?

We have to get used to thia hostage situation?😂😂😂😂😂

wow cant believe zealand recorded a video in 2008 correctly predicted what happens in the second matchdays of euro 2024

Eeeeee england drew 2 games??? Actually that just might be factually inaccurate mr Z. I implore you to avoid such foolish mistakes!

Every liverpool fanboy was screaming and shouting before the euros that trent must play because aparently being world class and mainoo and others are noobs and not the same people blame southgate for playing him

I'm starting a go fund me for the ransom to free Zealand...

Setup is finally done

De Zerbie is completely addicted to football bro you should read some of his interview about it

Just bring a damn camera with you this is insufferable

Lebron 2016 finals vibes

When I saw the England-Denmark game started part way through my scheduled morning stream, I was disappointed. I decided to stream, of course, because while I'm a nobody it's still my dedication to what viewers I do have. And I figured I'd catch the last few minutes of the game when I finished. I did. And suddenly I went from disappointed that I missed most of the game to glad. That was a shambles for a team that's supposedly in the top two of the tournament.

As a frenchie, Didier Deschamps = the boogeyman of football Fucking Rabiot as left winger bro

Think the Discord needs to come together and analyze this footage for clues. This is definitely a hostage video and I'm certain he's trying to communicate something...

This England team is like one of those sports movies where there's an emotional training montage and all of the star players learn to trust each other and play for the team, except it's all in service of Gareth Southgate's unbridled ambition to win 1 - 0 after defending for 70 minutes.

Me: dont say it Zealand. Don't you dare! Don't do it! Z: "Southgate is a good coach" 😢

There seems to be a bit of respect between Garrett Southgate and Brandon Stalely

what the hell is this? also, no copa america reaction?

dude THIS ISNT EVEN THE MAIN CHANNEL how'd I just find this out.

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Try to look and the Denmark vs France stats, yes we lost 2-1 wc but won both in nations 2-1 2-0 we tend to play well against big teams.